It begins with a bang.
And I mean that literally.
1 cable news program in the country.
Credit: ABC/Eric McCandless
Hey boss lady, how do you like your meat?
OMG with the sexual puns.
Even though it has Louises name, the show is clearly Julias baby.
Shes like the Leslie Knope of the news world.
(Theres even confusion in her office as to whether a guest is named Gary or Jerry!)
And what do you know, Jake Gregorian is his friend and lawyer.
You know, for a friend.
Before Jake can comment, the episode drops bomb no.
2: The hit-and-run victim has died and Oscars being charged with second-degree murder.
3 drops: Jake is in love with Oscars wife, Sarah (Dilshad Vadsaria).
It could get ugly.
Was it before or after his affair with Sarah?
Jake must be low-key thrilled.
Youre cute, but youre not Matt Saracen Im reading, she says.
After a drink, she leaves, and not creepily at all, he follows her.
Ryan catches the whole thing on camera.
Turns out Julias boyfriend wasnt just incredibly corny and lame he was hiring prostitutes.
(Thats another shot for all of you playing at home.)
I will forget about you, she tells him.
But you will never forget about me.
Nowthatis a great breakup line.
And thats not all the blackmail shes got up her sleeve.
So he pays a visit to the former-love-of-his-life Sarah to coax her into it.
They reminisce on old times and say pretentious things like Remember that night in Barcelona?
She agrees to appear onLHL…and more.
They sleep together as Jake screens a call from Oscar.
That is so in violation of the bro code, dude!
(Bottoms up!)
For the first time in the episode, I truly feel bad for Jake.
Theres no way this can end well.
She claims she was in bed by 10, took a sleeping pill, and drifted off.
Back at theLHLset, Megan has a serious scoop.
Shots ready, everyone?
Sarah was lying about being on Ambien.
According to the pharmacy, she didnt have a prescription for the drug untilafterthe hit-and-run.
Julia says they wont go easy on Sarah in the interview.
For all I care, throw her to the woods, Jake responds.
The shows about to start, but Sarah still hasnt shown up.
Oscarwasin the clear, but now the police are wondering if he murdered his wife.
What was Sarah Keaton hiding?
IF THATS HER REAL NAME?!
As if the twists and turns didnt have our heads spinning enough, were left with juuust one more.
Jake and Sarah sleeping together.
But what about promising theyll never lie to each other?
