Xavier finally deals with his daddy issues; also, there’s soup!
Xavier Holliday: Liar, liar, pants on fire.
But the dude can pull off a thick turtleneck sweater like nobodys business, so I understand Evies conundrum.
Except, our girl Evie isnt in much of a conundrum at all.
No amount of Seattles greatest White Snake cover band Albino Cobra will make her change her mind.
I know, you guys, this is worst-case scenario stuff happening here.
And so, our little apocalist lovers go their separate ways to deal with their emotions.
It doesnt take long before Xavier realizes Evie is completely right about him.
He picks up the phone and calls his father.
When Hamish Stegner, Sr. arrives in Seattle, Xavier greets him with a fist to the face.
A traditional thank-you-for-abandoning-your-wife-and-child-while-your-wife-was-dying key in of greeting, so Im told.
The very same Rose who is currently calling Hamishs phone.
Xavier pieces it together and realizes his father has brought his other family including his daughter to Seattle.
Things are not looking great for the handsomest doomsday-er in the Pacific Northwest.
That is, until, who should appear at Xaviers trailer but Rose herself.
She tries to add a little context to what went down nine years ago.
It turns out, Hamish and Rose met at a support group for people with terminally ill spouses.
During their darkest days, they found one another.
Was it right for Hamish to run off and leave his family the way he did?
Running away from your problems?
Yeah, Xavier can understand that.
Xavier tells his father he cant bury the hatchet, but he can start to dig the hole.
He invites his father to help him spread his mothers ashes.
It also ends with Xavier saying something ominous about never seeing his father again.
Why Hamish doesnt further question his son, Ill never know.
Word to the wise: Apocalypse or not, dont end family visits like such a creep.
Shes too busy sucking face with Timothy.
It is a very glum-looking crew and I do not think Queen Bey would approve at all.
Eventually, Evie and Timothy end up by themselves at the bar.
I dont know much about it, except it has the worlds greatest catchphrase: Youve been souped!
Now thats something Queen Bey would most certainly approve of.
Now this is a top-notch kind of day.
The show, of course, looks pretty awesome.
Can we make this a real show?
The ability to jump into a giant bowl of cereal is what the world needs right now.
Say it with me: Youve been souped!
Parsley is the sexy herb!
The food-for-the-homeless charity Evie lined up for Cyberhugs is none-too-pleased with Evie participating in wasting that much soup.
They pull out of the deal right before Evie has to present to corporate.
They may not smell like soup, but Hank and Kareema can also mark today in the win column.
When Deirdre is unable to recover in time, she takes inspiration from the Steve Martin classicRoxanne.
Yep, Deirdre is going to be deep inside Hanks ear.
The plan goes about as well as youd expect.
Hank has to take out the earpiece because hes getting too turned on by Deirdres husky cold voice.
He racks up a whole slew of fines until he brings up Archies eyebrows.
Turns out, they didnt burn off in a fire he has alopecia.
Fun fact: Hanks cousin also has alopecia.
The two get along so well that Archie drops all the fines.
Kareema has better luck with her romantic drama.
Since she tries the very least amount possible, she knows those evaluations could be an obstacle.
Kareema decides to try harder for Sofia.
She really is in love, isnt she?
Shes overly friendly on the phone with customers, making sure each is deeply satisfied with her customer service.
Jokes on Kareema, though: H.R.
was more pleased with her work when she was curt and refused to give customers refunds.
And so commences the face-sucking.
