Quite the conundrum, Im sure youll agree.
But also a situation that will surely be cleared up by the end of the episode, right?
Whats next on the apocalist?
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We kick off the episode with Evie in a shopping-cart slingshot, an activity that ends reasonably harmlessly.
She now fears that leaving Fern to become a social leper could have derailed her ex-friends entire life.
Back at the Cybermart in present day, Evie asks Kareema to find Ferns address for her.
Well see hell hath no fury like a girl scorned in high school.
For now, shes full of compliments and excited to tell Evie all about her great life.
The former besties decide to talk about it some more over tater tots at Cybermarts cafeteria the next day.
Later, when Evie goes to cross no.
17 off her apocalist, she realizes she cant do it.
The item very clearly states specifies that Evie earns Ferns forgiveness, not just tell her shes sorry.
No problem he just has to steal it again.
I smell an Evie and Xavier adventure brewing!
They have time to kill, so (of course!)
Xavier suggests there must be something they can do to change his mind.
As it turns out, there is: He wants a kiss with tongue.
Xaviers down; French a bloke is onhislist.
While the guys get passionate, Evie sneakily steals the guards keys and trades the baseball cards.
Now all Xavier has to do is return the card to his old buddy.
NEXT: Fern delivers some payback
Not quite.
Just like that, Xavier has a new item on his list: Find Mrs. Barnes.
Meanwhile, Operation Make Fern Forgive Me isnt going so well for Evie.
Then Deirdre offersFerna job consulting for Cyberhugs.
Ah, you know what they say about karma, Evie.
She yells at Fern in front of everyone for trying to sabotage her possible promotion.
Well, that should put an end to the mission.
However, when he finds the younger Barnes, he discovers shes a successful therapist.
You see, when Xavier inadvertently got Mrs. Barnes fired, her daughter was there with advice and comfort.
She discovered she had a knack for listening to peoples troubles, leading to her current career.
Relieved, Xavier lies down for a quick session and is advised to tell Evie the truth.
One regret resolved, one to go Evie, were looking at you.
At the Cybermart, Dierdre tells Evie shes ready for the next phase of her Cybermart career.
The corporate office stipulated she first had to offer the job internally.
If Evie turns down her dream job, Fern can liveherdream.
The girls demonstrate theyve still got it and nail the flag routine to Tubthumping by Chumbawamba.
Hasnt it been, like, 15 years?
Way to go, ladies!
Thats what you call biscuits and gravy, baby, says Fern.
Evie can finally cross no.
He says things feel different with her and he doesnt want any other options.
Its been a pretty successful episode for the couple, apocalist-wise.
Then, Hank asks her to whisper in his ear.
By episodes end, Sweet Tea and Fern have matched this is a rom-com, after all.
