But well get to that later.
He demonstrates by literally sucking the marrow out of a bone.
Evies horrified… Theyre in public!
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But none of the passersby care too much, seeing as Xaviers in great shape.
Ready for another bout of Xavier wisdom?
And now we get to spend the rest of the episode waiting for Evie to realize hes right.
First, though, lets head back to Cybermart.
This week shes worried shes uptight, and Kareema agrees: Evie is all about limits.
Yup, Xaviers all about ethical non-monogamy a.k.a.
hes sleeping with other girls and cant see any reason why this should upset Evie.
Come on, Evie, the worlds ending.
A guys got to live.
What a convenient excuse, X-ie (its Tuesdays nickname for him).
And there he goes again, making crazy things seem logical.
Deirdre interrupts for some advice about Hank, and Evie tells her to respect his boundaries and be patient.
Why cant she tell X-ie to do the same thing?
(Im assuming its on Xaviers doesnt-have-to-be-paid-until-after-the-world-ends credit card).
Xavier checks off no.
427 on his apocalist.
Cut to the next morning at work, where Evies so hungover shes throwing up in the bathroom.
But shes proud of it it makes her badass.
Xavier and Evie head home to have sex whileJudging Amyplays in the background.
Apparently, thats close enough to the real thing for Xavier to cross it off his apocalist.
When the show ends, Evies phone is blowing up with messages from prospective suitors on numerous dating apps.
Remember, Evie has no boundaries now so anythings possible.
Well, maybe notanything.
At the end of the night, the Russian brothers ask the girls if theyre interested in the fivesome.
The fifth member of this party, you ask?
And no, thats not a euphemism.
Evie declines, though Kareema does pause to consider the offer.
Forget the ladies, though, Xaviers impressed.
Hes a huge fan of Sweet Tea and is familiar with his earlier work.
He cant fathom why chicks dont dig that.
He leaves to find her with Sweet Tea in pursuit.
Sweet Teas pissed; he would never have spent this admittedly awesome night with Xavier if hed known.
It made her realize shes never dated casually, and its something she should try before the world ends.
He knew he only wanted to be with one person: Evie.
But its too late.
And suddenly, Xaviers not so enamored with his whole no boundaries philosophy anymore.
What will Evie learn next week?
Hopefully that dating apps are not full of people being so nice.
