Are we all doomed?
Or are we all liberated?
The clock is ticking, she warns.
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Theres no time to waste.
Evie is about to learn how to really put her motivational slogans to good use.
Dont be one of those women defined by the quest to find the guy, she says.
Guess what happens as soon as Evie gets home?
So Evie lugs the box over to his place.
Tongue-tied as she might be, Xaviers happy to see her and offers her a beer.
Turns out its disgusting.
Well its an acquired taste, anyway.
Not unlike our leading man, Xavier.
Hes wearing a beanie hat in the summer and multiple rings.
So, were all doomed?
asks Evie in a very typically Evie outlook.
Were all liberated, responds Xavier in a very typically Xavier outlook.
Also at this family get-together?
Exhilarating dune buggy-ing culminates in kissing at sunset, which leads to more-than-kissing back at Xaviers house.
The next morning he urges Evie to skip work and hang out with him instead.
She declines, but the couple makes plans to do something fromherlist that night.
They agree on happy hour.
At the bar a sly Xavier tricks Evie onto the stage to sing.
She rightfully throws a drink in Xaviers face when he admits he quit on her behalf.
He helps her convince Deirdre that some wackadoo using a different IP address sent the incriminating email.
Demon Breath rehires her on the condition shell set her up with Hank for whom she harbors feelings.
Hes a go-getter, remember?
So when Evie gets home, theres a pogo stick awaiting her.
In a fortuitous turn of events, falling off a pogo stick saved Evies life.
She meets Sweet Tea at the bar and tells him she isnt ready for marriage.
You, go, Sweet Tea!
Oh, and she likes his bottom, too.
So does Evie really believe Xaviers theory?
Is he lying to her in an attempt to change her ways?
Or is he just crazy?
