As EWs Leah Greenblatt wrote in herC+ review, Monster metal, mass destruction, Anthony Hopkins saying dude.
(Which, to be fair, does cover about 80 percent of the script.)
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Thats just what you do when things go boom.
But I can say with absolute certainty that after watching, your headwillhurt.
If thats from newly killed brain cells, well, we still have to wait for the lab results.
But whatTransformers: The Last Knightdoes prove is nothing matters anymore.
I saw this movie.
You will see this movie.
Everyone will see this movie.
And we will all be dumber together.
Everyone has one-liners ready to go, though alotof them are cringeworthy.
(In a triumphant moment, Bumblebee punctuates a punch by shouting, Sting like a bee!)
Others with more affection for the franchise havesuggested it worked really well for them.
So, sure: If you like the Transformers, you might like this a lot.
If youre mostly indifferent, its not going to change your mind.
But I also had a hard time hating it.
I maintain that it cannot be done.
Either this movie is dumb or I am.
That is thanks largely to two words: Anthony Hopkins.
