Everyone seems to be moving forward, except the self-described old Jess the mess that is.

So lets get to it!

Here are the top 5 loft-iest moments from House Hunt.

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Its a good idea in theory, but Leslie is straight-up awful at her job.

How did we get into the house, Schmidt asks.

We walked through it three times.

He ultimately fires Leslieagainwhen she suggests he live in a boat.

Schmidts house-hunting style.After Leslie is fired, Schmidt and Cece set out to find a house on their own.

Schmidt really wants to do this as a couple, so no Jess.

The en suite is on fleek, he says while at an open house.

I poked my head in the shower.

Perfect, gentle, unrelenting pressure, like when my mom made me practice my haftorah portion.

You think Im going to buy a house and not make an egg first?

I have to go to the zoo, Jess says.

Nick points out that she hates zoos, but Jess continues and it gets worse.

Im supposed to meet her in the lemur section of the parking lot, like 10 minutes ago.

She cant escape him, however, as he soon comes to the bank to co-sign with Schmidt.