‘You know what Helena?
You don’t deserve this big Toblerone.’
1.My one true love is now living the glamorous life of an investment banker in San Francisco.
Credit: Netflix
3.Win, lose… well all be equal in the grave.
4.Two is the loneliest number, Charles.
Especially when youre second to a jackass.
5.Who cares what time it is when the future is an interminable abyss of wackiness?
Id recognize your stty voice anywhere.
9.Im behind Luke Silver-Greenberg?
The girls of my generation would never wear Babylon 05.
They prefer a less mainstream fragrance.
11.You knew a bespoke item was your only shot at getting to Helena!
12.Demon be gone from this Chanel suit!
13.Gentlemen, Im sorry Im late.
As you know, Ive been really depressed, and its affected my attitude towards field hockey.
14.Do we have to?
I just got some seriously distressing news about my outfit.
15.As I expected, just a perfectly normal jewel-encrusted skull.
16.You know what Helena?
You dont deserve this big Toblerone.
[Offered squid ink pasta] Well… that is the most melancholy pasta.
18.Im not sure alcohol really fits my personal brand anymore.
19.While Im gone, write 1,000 words on the graceful geometry of cable-knit sweaters.
20.A man with such a pure love for sport would never hang with demons.
21.More vibes, like.
