His inability to properly beat his mug.
So first up, he needs a beauty blender.
The Fresh Off the Bloat tour runs now through Dec. 12.
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The show is fun.
I dont understand the unbelievable results of this election.
Its a lot about misogyny and people being unable to accept that a woman could be president.
Im going to talk a lot about my mom and how she dealt with AIDS.
Thats what Id love to see.
I think everybodys still wildly amazed in a very bad way at the capacity Americans have for hatred.
I cant believe it, but thats what were dealing with.
Their MMA fighter is now going to jump into the ring.
Thats part of the American Dream.
If youre white, you’re free to totally reinvent yourself and be whomever you want.
Theres a lot going on, but I blame NASCAR.
Hes letting it ride on his ego and bluster and Twitter, and he doesnt have a plan.
That kind of feeling is in the air.
Likeoh, maybe I should have stuck with that ahole.
Its hard to make fun of Trump because the world is on the line.
I love that brand of celebrity activism.
Theres something seriousanddangerous about that.
Whether it was through George Clooney or Susan Sarandon or Tim Robbins.
I love that dangerous edge, so thats where Im trying to come from.
Every time she loses a job, I frickin snatch it up.
Its not a big deal, but people aresooutraged, Im like,why are you outraged?
Its not serious, its just a joke.
Its a stupid game.
Do you think people piled so heavily on her because shes a woman?Yes.
Shes hilarious and she came out of that totally fine, and I think shellalwaysbe great.
She loves when people are up in arms and outraged.
Thats where she lives, and thats when shes most brilliant.
Were now questioning what a Best Picture Academy Award winner looks like.
It was completely symbolic.
The Oscars are a weird theater of the world, and were seeing the collectives views change.
