Because that kind of happened too.

Before you tune in tonight at 8:30 p.m.

Sit back and enjoy Al Capones wife in a fistfight with a colonial woman.

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Credit: Quantrell Colbert/FOX

Ever wonder how the Founding Fathers would adapt to life today?

Feel better about your own eating habits as Dan eats 30 scoops of ice cream in one sitting.

Chris frequent time-travel absences are misconstrued as a sex addiction, and he just goes with it.

Shirtless Ben Vereen*.

Deborah and Dan plan to open an ice-cream themed night club called Night Cream.'

John Hancock and Sam Adams duel for the hand of a water delivery woman.

Oh Dan accidentally kills someone.