That last ones just for alliteration.

So yes, we finally get an episode from the Legions Team-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named-Because-Sara-Hates-Its point of view!

Its just even better when the actors are clearly having too much fun and let you in on it.

The Legion of Doom

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Merlyn signs on to join the, uhh, Danger Rangers (better, Sara?

Like,literallyimpossible, becausethisRip doesnt have any of Rips memories and thinks hes Phil (of the Past!

Anyway, no locking of lips occurred but no blood got spilled either.

In 2025 Switzerland when Rip opened the box the pair equip Phil (of the Future!)

with a communication rig and wait as he asks a bank teller for help.

The two of them sit nearby, and while they wait, Merlyn brings up Thawnes shady departures.

Why is he always running off?

Why doesnt he ever share his plans?

And why does a speedster who can travel through time evenneedtwo non-time travelers to help him?

They need to all be there, he insists, because thats how it works.

Meanwhile, the Legends have begun wondering the same things Merlyn has.

But Sara has never met Reverse-Flash, and with that in mind, cant figure out who theyre missing.

If they can figure out what he wants, they can figure out how to stop him.

Thanks for the lesson from Being a Legend 101, Sara!

), Merlyn and Darhk stress about what to do about their failure.

Ill let you decide.

Theycant even make a final call on whos the un-fairest of them all.

He means henchmen no wait!

He means…uhh… kindly dont kill him.

Thawne is not their Gru, and they most certainly are notugly yellow toddlers that delight Ted Danson.

And so, the duo return to the Swiss bank that night.

just as Thawne returns to tie him back up again.

Thawne threatens him, and Phil relents, telling Thawne his non-henchmen have gone back to the bank.

Take his word for it; its easier not to knowallthe minutiae with this entity.

With that mystery out of the way, its back to The Dahrk Thawne of the Merlyn (…?

Thawnes obviously not happy about being trapped.

Its theBlack Flash and its already at the bank.

Though Thawne panics, Merlyn and Darhk have already figured out what to do.

And if youre covered in mud and rain, even better!

It wont smell you.

What a dumb, frightened dinosaur.

Sorry, what was I recapping?

Oh, right, the Non-Idiots Brigade.

Merlyn shoots an arrow and Darhk tries to stab (?)

Victory for the villains!

Think of it as synthetic proteins folding into themselves, which is exactly what Lilys researching at the moment.