Thawne’s alternate reality turns the Legends into losers
Well, that wasnt a happy episode, was it.
(A man who runs hotels and has a wife Thawne calls Mel?
Who else could it be?)

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In fact, the Legends are the only heroes left, and trouble is they dont know it.
(Ouch.Sorry, Miss Smoak.)
Still, at least one former Legend is enjoying things sort of.
Rory insists that theyre not watchdogs, but just as the conversation gets heated, a man races inside.
Its Nate, whos sporting an awful haircut and a conspiracy theory to boot.
Outside, Snart readies his cold gun, but Mick tells him to wait.
In other words, it can restore memories.
Next up: Ray, who also punches Mick.
Nate even mentions that he had sex with Amaya, becausethatwill obviously convince a woman youre not crazy.
Darhk notices that Saras acting a little differently, though, and proceeds to keep her around.
But to use it, theyll need the incantation which Mick luckily (and partially) remembers.
(OfcourseMick has seenThe Passion of the Christ.)
She tells Mick to stay behind; they still dont fully trust him not to make the same mistake.
Mick looks dejected, even though Amaya gives him a small smile.
Stein is scared witless and presses the silent alarm, which lures Thawne to the scene.
They succeed at first.
Snart and Amaya approach, and both take a stab at appeal to Mick.
Iamsorry about your friend, Mick, he says.
I know you loved her to pieces.
Everyones thrown, and Thawne is happier than ever to see his friends and foes fail to defeat him.
Back in Nates moms basement, none of the Legends knows what to do.
Is there a way in this reality to un-shrink Rip and his ship?
And now, theres just one more hour left to the season.
How will the Legends save Stein?
Is this truly the end of Amaya?
Will these time travelers actually be able to fix reality?
Whatever happens, heres hoping theyll have some cake.
Notallof Rips efforts should go to waste.