Perennial musical guest Bruce Springsteen also performed.
240 years…we gave it a shot.
And Im glad you brought that up.
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He should be proud of his heritage!Trump wrote.
As Ive said many times before, Jon Stewart is highly overrated.
Stewart quipped, This is when I realized he was trying to point out that I was a Jew.
Vote wisely this November 8th, Stewart told the audience.
remained the most hilarious dad
4.
He joked about how much life sucks Your life sucks.
Mine does too, maybe a bit less.
the pointlessness of going out, and the idiocy of 5-Hour Energy drinks.
Five hours is a weird time, he said.
No one does it better, and it never stops working.
Veterans introduced the performers
The cause was never far from audience members minds Tuesday night.
Each performer was introduced by a veteran with a spectacular tale of endurance.
Corp. Aaron Minchin introduced C.K., Capt.
It was a wonderful and judging by the $1.4 million dollars raised extremely effective aspect of the evening.
The $$$
Money was very easy to come by Tuesday night in MSG.
In under two minutes, she had $300,000 promised.
And it didnt take long to get to almost $800,000.
Later, after the Boss performed, his gold Fender Telecaster guitar started off at $80,000.
The crowd started chanting, Dan!
to get him to $200,000.
The crowd member got to $150,000 and they added $200,000.
In all, in a remarkably short time, the nights haul soared to $1.1 million inspiring dollars.
The Boss
Springsteen has performed at evert annual Stand Up for Heroes event in its 10-year history.
In between each, hed tell jokes.
(For example, the first is a story of an 80-year-old couple.
The punchline: 50 years ago that fence wasnt electrified.)
