…who are stoked to be hosting, but have their sights set on another gig.
There never per capita have been more tinted glasses in one room than that banquet hall.
If someone does that then were all winners.

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As for Mulaney, Im looking forward to all the struggling with reading glasses.
Political humor, though it wont be directed at who you think.
Wherever he is, hes having the time of his life.
That chunk, Mulaney adds, will be very pro-Mugabe because of the stability he claims he brought.
Why Mugabe, you ask?
Theres just not much there.
However, Kroll adds: We might go after the movieThe American President.
Lots of love forLoving, whether it wins or not.
(For a full nominations list, headhere.)
He trails off, then Mulaney jumps in.
Well, it wasnt even a raffle, he clarifies.
It was a Kickstarter and you donated enough to get to that level.
So THATs how casting works these days… Due to an engraving error, there will be an award forMoonstruck, he says.
Its a mistake, but were going to give it to Cher.
If youve never seen an Indie Spirit award, it looks like a flying squirrel, he says.
It genuinely does look like one of the weapons they would use inClue.
Time to get playing, it seems.
The Film Independent Spirit Awards will air live on IFC on Saturday at 5 p.m.