Will Jane and Fabian finally have a fling?
Love is in the air at the Villanueva household.
Or, more accurately, lust is in the air at the Villanueva household.
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Whats it like to be dating as a widow at 28?
This is so convenient!
Jane is totally dating right now.
Cue theSex in the Citythemed opening montage.
How would Carrie Bradshaw approach this article?
Jane is ready to tackle this assignment with sultry come-hither looks at Fabian.
He, on the other hand, wants to discuss books.
Does Fabian only see her brains when he looks at her?
In fact, he cant wait any longer.
(SHE CAN SEE YOU, JANE.)
Poor Mateo had a nightmare and is asking for his mother.
The flower has officially been saved by the kid.
Thats when she notices him in all his naked glory.
I told you he was a Samantha.
Fabian completely understands that Janes first priority is her son.
Jane maintains eye contact as long as possible, satisfied that its clear Fabian is attracted to her.
As for sweet Mateo, hes having a hard time.
Jane learns that some kid at school called him artificial.
My bet is that it was one of the twins.
This automatically leads to, How are babies made?
Jane cobbles together a story about how theres an egg and a swimmer and a special hug.
With one crisis averted, we can concentrate on another Petra.
Spoiler: According to Anezka, Jerky Pants is Chuck!
When she hears Rafaels confession of love, a shocked Petra drops the phone.
Meanwhile, the police show up at Rafaels looking for Petra.
Chuck is Jerky Pants!
Rafael calls, but Petra is too emotional to pick up the phone.
She rifles through Chucks bag to find a shirt to wear and spies shells.
The same shells Scott was wearing in his crime scene photo!
Rafael calls again, and Petra wastes no time answering since Chuck is in the shower.
She whispers, Im with Chuck!
I think he killed Scott!
Im in a dumpy motel in Pensacola!
Rafael shouts for her to get out, but Chuck is there to stop her.
Chuck follows Petra into the street and manages to stop her from running.
He swears hes not a killer.
Their argument escalates to the point of shouting.
Chuck ends the exchange with a powerful, I love you!
Thats when the cops show up and arrest him.
Back at Janes house, Xo helps her daughter get ready for her fling.
I find that weird, but Xo and Jane share things that clearly my mom and I do not.
Lets roll with it.
She and Xo have been extra giddy since Xos announcement of her pending wedding to Rogelio.
This is big time serious if abuelas are involved!
Its too bad Fabians grandmother is clumsy and drops forks.
In other news, red flags are flying in Janes face.
Should she be meeting his grandmother when theyve only been dating for five minutes?
This is supposed to be casual!
Jane confides in Xo that Fabian wants more than a fling.
She cant keep seeing him.
Rogelio makes one small request.
He wants Jane to hold off on the breakup until after their big upcoming telenovela scene.
Then Xo announces that they will be getting married at the courthouse on Tuesday.
Who needs a big fancy wedding?
Later, Alba plops down Xos wedding scrapbook from when she was a kid.
Whats this about a 4 oclock wedding at Miami Municipal?
She doesnt want a big wedding because shes afraid it will remind Jane of her and Michaels nuptials.
Jane has some pretty sweet parents.
Speaking of parents, Rafael and Jane are dealing with an interesting dilemma.
It seems that Mateo has been giving his friends special hugs because he wants to make babies with them.
Who wants ice cream?
Jane and Rafael must figure out a way to amend their unique birds and the bees story.
But before they figure out this bedtime story, Jane must break it off with Fabian.
He Tom Cruises the couch, for crying out loud!
She blows up at Fabian, telling him that she wanted things to be casual.
Fabian stalks off in a huff, happy that he did not make love to Jane Villanueva.
They explain that the order of things was different for their family.
Its because of Mateo that mommy and daddy came together, instead of the other way around.
They even go as far as to admit that Aunt Luisa wasnt paying attention.
In fact, hes a miracle.
Mateo asks his mom and dad to stay in the room with him until he falls asleep.
Rafael cant go since he has plans with Petra and the girls.
They need to appear that they are together, just for the night.
Jane obliges, but as the night drags on, the fake relationship becomes a joke.
Go big or go home.
At the end of the party, Fabian apologizes to Jane, and she does the same in return.
All she wanted was sex.
Interestingly enough, thats pretty much all Fabian wants now, too.
He can always start his no sex pledge over again next month.
Whats wrong with scratching a physical attraction itch?
Jane calls her mom from the car, panicking a little.
Xo reminds her that she wants a no-strings-attached night.
She should not feel guilty about the stupid flower.
Jane smiles, heads to Fabians apartment, and proceeds to engage in some hot and heavy physical activity.
Something tells me herCosmoarticle is going to be juicy.
THE CLIFFHANGERS:
Who was watching Rogelio from a car outside the studio?
And who was the woman who gave Chuck the shell bracelet on the beach that night?
Was the composite of the sketch artists drawing a picture of Sin Rostro?
It has to be her, right?
