Thats a tagline Im giving away for free, if The CW is interested.
Something has to convince people to give this show a chance, right?
Why shouldnt it be zombie Robert Buckley all hopped up on the brains of a super-dramatic teen?
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Itsliterallyone of the best comedic bits this show has ever done.
Every teenage girl has more going on than selfies.
But plenty of this shows brains-of-the-week have painted in broad strokes before.
Its not like Cindy appreciates it.
Liv did this to Major on purpose, didnt she?
I see you, Liv (and thanks).
She doesnt deserve face time with you!
he exclaims, perched on the edge of a couch like hes starting his own advice column.
In the words of Major Nathaniel Lilywhite, Icant even.
(I have mercenary training,GOD!!)
Its not easy being a teenager.
But when Major is all, Why cant I stop taking selfies?
the guys are all, Because youre not eating Go-Gurt Brains, bro.
Liv isnot.As far as shes concerned, in this house, we eat whole brains and we solve murders.
These dad-and-daughter brains are the gift that keeps giving.
Now that Major can yes, and her antics, the characters have more freedom.
Anyway, in this house we solve murders, and Majors locker room outburst leads to a big break.
He has a vision of Cindy showing her very concerned father a picture on her phone.
But well get to that.
Our enigmatic new IT guy might have an answer.
First of all: How dare she?
Im not inclined to trust anything this woman says.
Did she tell Ken to go on the run?
If she did, it didnt work out.
Kens caught using his credit card, and Clive brings him in.
Clive isnt having a very good week.
Clive busted in and made the arrest.
It was a sad start to a happy relationship.
Wally tricked Clive into letting him watchGame of Thrones(so it began!
), and in no time, they became a makeshift family.
Clive didnt think that was necessary hed be there to watch out for them.
Take me for granted, told Anna, kissing distance away.
They never closed that distance.
That was 22 months ago.
Was she that hurt by Clives disappearance when she needed him?
Or is it just that she was that scared of Rick?
And Vivians theory that theyre looking for a zombie-fearing human doesnt narrow things down.
When Clive runs the number, its a match for Wallys neighbor.
Anyone on those boards could have done it.
The lines are being drawn between humans and zombies, and we dont know whos drawing them.
But maybe itll be easier to get to the bottom of this when were not on teenage girl brain.
Theres just so much math.
Killer Cuts:
Did Rick abuse Wally as well as Anna?
The cast on his wrist says yes, and so does his history of broken bones.
Thanks to a vision from Jankos brain, Major has that number.
Thanks to teamwork, Clive is now running it.
Ravi: Look at us.
All working together to solve mysteries.
We should get a van and a dog.
Wally: Is that mustache real?
Clive: No, I glued it to give myself more authority in situations like this.
Wally: Well, you look like black Tony Stark.
Major, in the background: Whaaaat?
