Hey, where are you going?

They must regret stocking up on Mayor Renard bobbleheads.

Dianas cool with it and goes along with the plans to move in with Nick.

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Then she looks at Rosalee and announces that shes got more than one baby in her stomach.

asks a freaked-out Monroe as he and Rosalee attempt to parse Dianas unsettling parting glance at them.

Next, were reminded of the danger of sharing every scrap of our lives online with shaky privacy tweaks.

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Did I say happy?

He woges an extra arm from his neck (gross!)

and knocks her into the dresser, escaping with the child.

In (hopefully) happier family news, Nick escorts Diana and her brood into his loft.

Diana immediately spots the blood on the floor.

A lot of people died here, she says matter-of-factly.

Yep, just normal little girl stuff.

Nick and Adalind agree they have to protect Diana and her abilities, then enjoy a little couple time.

I am so happy to be back here with you, she says.

I thought I was gonna go crazy without you.

Nadalind shippers, take a second to bask in the sweetness.

But hang on, Nuliette fans.

Whats their couple portmanteau?

Eves lurking in the tunnels right below Portlands hottest couple and hears their declaration of love.

Man, she really has a nasty case of the emotions.

But theyre immediately called into Renards office.

And you thinkyouvesat through some uncomfortable meetings with your boss?

Renard starts with an understatement.

Well, weve all made mistakes.

Soooo no medals, then?

Once hes alone in his office, Renards visited by Meisner.

(If anyones curious, Renard apparently takes his coffee with plenty of cream.)

Meisner says the real reason hes dead is that Renard betrayed everyone.

Oh and also, Bonaparte says hi.

Our crime-fighting trio leave Renard shouting at himself and head to the Maler house.

I love my son, but shes obsessed with him, Paul seethes.

At this point, I started googling Portland divorce lawyer for Haley.

We now see baby Auggie, whose feverish crying is stressing out his already conflicted kidnapper.

But it turns out, his third arm is useful in comforting a fussy baby.

Aww, a kidnapper with a heart of gold!

Oh my God, dont tell me its another baby-eater, Rosalee begs.

Shes terrified that shell lose the husband and child she never even knew she wanted.

Man, the pacing this season has been so good.

Itll be interesting to see how its addressed as we get closer to the end.

), but theyre able to get the mans license plate from security footage.

Ah, yes, errbody loves Miranda rights jokes!

After Adalind drops off Diana for daddy time, Diana asks why Renard doesnt love her mommy anymore.

He says its because of Nick.

Mommy says youd say that.

Woof, this is a dangerous game theyre playing, and it makes me nervous.

But they agrees that Mommy loves Nick, Renard loves Diana, and its all good.

Its maybe the most genuinely nice thing weve ever heard him say.

Oh, hed be very sorry, Diana says.

Yeah, remember what I said about the deliberate pacing of this season?

The massive amount of garlic bread theyre making for one huge man and one tiny girl.

For example, he collapsed in the pharmacy because he had a vision of a shooting.

He can see the past, present, and future with his three eyes.

He knows its terrible, but he has to eat the babies to stop the evil.

As proof, he tells them to look up a guy named Kenny Slater.

El Cuegle kidnapped Kenny years ago but didnt have the heart to eat him.

He returned Kenny alive, and when he grew up, Kenny killed 10 people in Idaho.

I couldve stopped him, but I was weak.

I couldnt do it, he says.

If you could stop Ted Bundy, wouldnt you want me to?

Guys, weve got a conflicted, psychic Wesen Dexter on our hands!

Is this the worst possible Wesen power to have?

I think it might be.

Thats dark, yo.

El Cuegle woges and escapes.

Okay, so if Im El Cuegle, I might look at this as an interesting nature/nurture experiment.

Are killers born or made?

Alas, well never know.

El Cuegle bursts into the house, followed closely by Nick and Hank.

After a brief fight, El Cuegle falls over the stair railing and dies.

The bears, are his gasped, dying words.

Nick and Hank are baffled.

The couple storms upstairs, and Hanks eyes fall on Auggies forgotten baby blanket… decorated with bears.

The episode ends with him and Nick looking upstairs to where Auggies parents continue screaming at one another.

Nowthatssome deliciously ambiguous storytelling.

Were left with the distinct impression that although baby-eating is bad, the wrong side prevailed here.

What will happen to Auggie and his parents over the next 19 years?

If Nick and Hank can keep on eye on them, will it change things?

And what about the other babies that El Cuegle wouldve seen through the hours of dread?

I guess well never know.