The episode begins with everyone in her life reacting to the piece.
Her parents look pleased; Ray points out a typo and calls it sloppy.
Adams reading it, too, biting his nails while Jessa stares at him.
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She doesnt want to read it.
Hannahs in mostly because she wants to give her vagina some vitamin D,Shailene Woodley-style.
When you live in the northeast, you gotta get that sun when you might.)
Zen Marnie is also Honest Marnie, apparently.
Oh, and by the way, basically every sentence in this conversation is punctuated with baby.
Couples are so fun!
But Adams is where Marnie wants him to go, so Ray goes.
Maybe the smell Ray was referencing earlier wasnt from takeout…?
Shes prepared to hate surfing, and she does, even before she gets in the water.
Youre supposed to have a bikini on under that, Paul-Louis says.
Well, f me, Hannah responds, foreshadowing what will very soon happen.
I did not get that information.
Hes down to party.
She also at one point seems to attempt to mimicTeyana Taylors Fade routine, because when in Montauk.
Im gonna f him!
Hannah screams from the audience.
Its great (except for the sand)!
And then… Paul-Louis casually drops that he has a girlfriend whos visiting next week.
Theyre in an open relationship, so shell be totally cool with this all.
Why get mad at fun?
(Note: She does not look like she believes what shes saying… at all.
But good on you for trying, Hannah!)
Best stoner wisdom from Paul-Louis:If you look down, youre gonna fall down.
Thats what I always say.
Best general wisdom from Adam:Do you need any yogurt?
Keeps the brain in your gut happy.
