Geostormdoesnt open with Charlton Heston intoning,This is the Earth.But its close!
We didnt just lose towns or beachfront.
We lost entire cities.
Credit: WARNER BROS.
The East River swallowed Lower Manhattan.
A heatwave killed 2 million people in Madrid in just one day.
Her father is Jake Lawson, played by Gerard Butler because Bruce Willis was busy.
Whatever they changed didnt help.
The movie that exists now is bad, but not bad enough.
The movie was seemingly calledGeostormfor a reason.
Stop with the geo and give us the storm.
(The rough visual effects are a problem here too: think SyFy by way of The Asylum.
The films biggest surprise might be that Alan Smithee isnt credited as the FX supervisor.)
Trump is president and pulled out of the Paris climate change accords.
Now its just starting to feel like the world.
Too bad we dont have Jake Lawson around to build a space net that controls the weather.D
