NetflixsFuller Houseis back with season 3 and weve recapped all nine episodes that have debuted so far.
Read on for the best (and worst!)
parts, the funniest lines, and each half hours nostalgia score.
(And need a refresher on the second season?
Check it outhere.)
Matt assures her that their relationship is growing and they both say I love you for the first time.
The best part:Weve always wondered about the Tanners open-door policy.
Isnt there crime in San Francisco?
How have they not been robbed blind?
Rocki finally says what were all thinking: You just let people walk in?
How have you not been murdered by now?
The best lines:Have some lemonade.
Its a little tart, just like you.
Kimmy throwing lemonade in the face of the woman she believes is Fernandos lover
Youre not living here forever.
DJ explaining to Jackson why he needs good gradesYoure still living here.
Jacksons response
DJ, I love you.
Dr. Matt
Nostalgia score:7/10.
Which is fine if you happen to hate fairy tales and happy endings.
The nostalgia lovers in us cant help but agree with Kimmy.
Then… Stephanie breaks her ankle during their initial fun run.
Stephanie looking at the self-help guide DJ made for herOh, Ive been working on it since high school.
DJ
Behind all my self-help books, I keep my treasure trove of trashy romance novels.
Right now I am halfway throughBarefoot With a Bad Boy.He is so bad and his feet are so bare.
DJ explaining she has scheduled breakdowns every week
Nostalgia score:3/10.
Lolas hanging around and realizes she wants to break up with Jackson, putting Ramona in a difficult spot.
DJ is still feeling out her relationship with Matt, realizing she cant help but repeatedly interrupt him.
Kimmy isnt kidding when she tells him how grating it is.
The best lines:47 people live in this house and no ones in the kitchen?!
Stephane, hobbling around in her foot cast
If it comes up, my Hollywood age is 42.
Bob Saget returning to the Tanner household for Fourth of July?
That counts for something.
The best lines:Youre like a sexy mom in a tunafish commercial.
Jacksons friend Mankowski to DJ
Look, youre so beautiful I just got carried away and… over-nibbled.
Bobby to Ramona after giving her a hickey
Nostalgia score:2/10.
The best lines:Im almost in high school!
Why do I have to share a room with a fourth grader?
JacksonBecause Mom wants me to help you with your homework.
Dude just loves his family so much!
This guys a legend!
The best lines:Hurry back!
Were doing a neutering next.
There are some life lessons, but the extra points come from Mr. Bears celebrity appearance.
When she doesnt make it back in time for bed, they let Rocki stay the night.
Anyway, after that, its just a lot of jokes about how he shaved his legs for this!
and how he has a collection of dresses and Stephanies all like, I dont ask!
The best lines:Oh, no, shes fine.
I told her youre more like a sister to me and that I barely see you as a woman.
Rocki after seeing DJ, Stephanie, and Kimmy tuck in Max
Nostalgia score:5/10.
Stephanie still thinks she cant get pregnant.
Oh, and Uncle Joey plus his four wacky children are also back.
She says she will give it a try.
The best lines:Your kids are sociopaths.
Max to Joey
c’mon, Dr. Chung is my father.
Call me Dr. Elizabeth Chung.
Will I outshine the bride?
Joeys son Jerry, reading Maxs diary aloud
Nostalgia score:7/10.
Might as well live it up before she becomes a mom (hopefully), right?
And she really, really doesnt want to admit it.
You know who does check all the boxes?
Someone had to help him, because this dude is dim.)
Steve sits there, slackjawed.
(Im Team Steve, obviously.)
The worst part:Matt waltzing into the kitchen saying, Konichiwazzzzzzzzzzzup!
Two grown women betting $35 on DJs love life?
Episode grade:A-
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