Let’s talk about ALL the episodes
NetflixsFuller Houseis back with season 2 and we recapped each episode.
Read on for the best (and worst!)
parts, the funniest lines, and each half-hours nostalgia score.
Credit: Michael Yarish/Netflix
(And need a refresher on the first season?
Check it outhere.)
While DJ was focusing on herself, Matt and Steve focused on getting new girlfriends.
In other words, Stephanie does not have to worry about DJ stealing her new man.
The worst part:Every time they break out the Gibbler Gallop.
We get it: The Gibblers are quirky.
Now c’mon make them stop dancing.
The best lines:Thats so shellfish of him!
Jimmy after finding out his uncle Andy still has a shrimp allergy
Nostalgia score:4/10.
Some catchphrases make their way in Stephanie utters a How rude!
a few minutes in, and DJ later lets out an Oh, Mylanta!
This starts a little war between the two that ends with anaww-worthy resolution.
Oh, and Tommy gets a haircut.
The best part:Each time Mike speaks.
The worst part:Stephanie refers to sex as a Happy Meal.
The best lines:Kimmy: Max, you do know that bacon comes from pigs?
Max: I dont mean to embarrass you, but I believe youre thinking of ham.
Her crush is cut short, though, when she finds out hes dating someone else.
But her crush isalsocut short, because it turns out this cute guy is gay.
At least she got a new friend out of it?
The best part:At the wedding, Stephanie tells DJ to make up a fake name.
So she does: Sinead… she stumbles.
The worst part:DJs attempt at an Irish accent.
The episode ends with clips fromFull Houseof Stephanie, DJ, and Kimmys first kisses.
To rehab her image, she decides to throw Max and his friends a big, spooky party.
The worst part:Ugh, can we never see Taylor again?
Dude was annoying with a capital A.
From barging into DJs house uninvited (its only okay when Kimmy does it!
Fernando (dressed as Ricky Ricardo) tries to set the mood for his performance of Babalu
Nostalgia score:2/10.
I cant believe my sons best friend is such a pain in the butt.
Oh… now I know how my dad felt about you, DJ says of Taylor in the beginning.
That line provides the episodes only dose of nostalgia.
Good thing DJs a vet, right?
The worst part:Kimmy and Fernando disrupting Ramons dance audition dressed in their finestDWTSgarb was cringe-worthy.
Leave your kid alone and let her do her thing!
Stephanie gets meta after finishing Ariana Grandes book
Nostalgia score:2/10.
But thats about it.
But alas, in classicFull Housefashion, the trials and tribulations are nothing a few heart-to-hearts cant fix.
The worst part:Suuure Danny was supposed to be having some kind of near-death experience mid-life crisis thing.
Words like CRACK-A-LACKIN?!
No, thank you.
The best line:Come on DJ, today is all about family.
Dont let our family ruin that.
Man, this one really sent the nostalgia meter off the charts.
Now, theyre rebooting the band, which can only mean one thing… Gias back!
Except now shes a soccer mom!
Some of the most memorableFull Houseepisodes involved the resident bad girl, so her appearance was a fun throwback.
Hes slimy and entitled ,and I hope Ramona kicks him to the curb for good.
The best line:Im not tech-savvy.
I used to think Wi-Fi was a question!
Stephanie also knocks over the microphone again like she did in the original Girl Talk episode.
Also, Gias traded cigarettes for vapes because of course she has.
The worst part:Stephanies aforementioned music video.
The best line:He loves being stroked on his fuzzy little thorax.
Lola while giving Jackson and Ramona a few pet-sitting guidelines
Nostalgia score:1/10.
Other than that small reference, this episode was super chill on the nostalgia.
The worst part:Kimmy being Kimmy.
The best line:Never mind, Im wearing it.
Fernando when he realizes he forgot to pack his banana hammock
Nostalgia score:7/10.
The worst part:Kimmy and Stephanies meeting with New Kids on the Block.
These kinds of things just happen every day.
(An honorable mention goes to the shameless plug for Donnie Wahlbergs CBS drama,Blue Bloods.)
The best line:Well be loving you forever.
Jordan Knight as the band leaves the Fuller house
Nostalgia score:4/10.
This episode gets a four mainly because of the appearance of New Kids on the Block.
But there was also one How rude?
and a triple Oh, Mylanta!
When he asks if theres any reason he shouldnt, DJ says no.
Elsewhere, Kimmy goes from one terrible accident to another.
The worst part:Kimmys dress ripping on the dance floor.
The best line:
DJ: Its a high school reunion.
Not a 90s theme party.
Kimmy: Our entire lives are a 90s theme party.
and, of course, bringing back DJ and Kimmys exes.
Turns out, Stephanie doesnt want to get hurt like she did when her mother died.
So when Jimmy comes over the next morning, she tells him she loves him back.
Predictably, shes late getting back, and Kimmy takes her place as the Mouse King in the ballet.
Also, Max finds a girlfriend in CJs daughter Rose (who also happens to be a bigTitanicfan).
The best part:Cosmo brings Jack the Rabbit a carrot.
The worst part:Two words: DJ rapping.
Max: Where have you been all my life?
Rose: My moms house.
Is it really nostalgia if you do the Gibbler Gallop almost every episode?
Even though theyre both with their respective partners, Steve and DJ glance at each other wistfully.
The best part:Stephanie and Beckys talk about adoption.
The worst part:Mr. Woodchuck.
The best line:Theres no way Im wearing this!
Its way too big and bright and loud.
And thats coming from me.
Kimmy does not approve of the Argentinian dress Fernando wants her to wear for a New Years Party.
Having most of the Tanner household back together was pretty nice.
Though is it really nostalgia if youre actively trying toforgetMr.
