This week, writer Abbey Caldwell brings us into the season 3 episode “Neighbors with Attitude.”
Hi, my name is Abbey Caldwell, and I wrote this week’s episode ofFresh Off the Boat.
The answer is no.

Credit: ABC
My feelings were stronger than his.
We held hands once while we walked to the school parking lot.
I doubt he remembers that.
Well, you know what I remember?
Hearing that he’s not that cute anymore.
And if you’re wondering I look great.
Anyway, Eddie and Alison’s first kiss is way better than mine!
Their characters are only 13, after all.
The same thing happens if you play Usher’sConfessionsunder my episode ofFresh Off the Boat*.
(*No it doesn’t.)