Early planning starts well enough; Jessicas mother praises the move in a celebration of her daughters work ethic.
Jessica herself thinks of a fresh turkey raffle to take advantage of the customers instincts.
Thanksgiving was built on gamblers and hungry people, she exclaims.
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Their plotting is interrupted by Principal Hunter knocking on the door.
He spread the word to his classmates and planted the seeds of a revolt.
The fate of lower-school academia is in your hands, he replies.
Eddie might finally be getting too smart for his own good in other words, hes a full-fledged teenager.
Who is he, Imelda Marcos?
she asks, referencing the former First Lady of the Philippines andnoted shoe enthusiast.
Neither is enough to sway Eddie but the younger kidsdolike the idea of becoming restaurateurs.
Louis is at ease, and all is well.
Jessica even freaks out Eddie into working hard again, treating the customers to their holiday meal.
You thought I just had a holiday change of heart?
No, your moms just a little crazy.Loco.
And now its time for the weekly dose of nostalgia in these recaps:the 90s moments, ranked.
Roller derby on TV:This cant be a regular occurrence anymore, right?
Fabulous Barbara sounded like the Michael Jordan of her sport.
Thanksgiving parade:Grandma has so many takes on the annual march through New York.
The N.W.A family tree:One of my favorite all-time rap gags.
Eddie twists his school assignment to detail how N.W.A affected 1990s hip-hop.
Hating onThe Goonies:This coming-of-age adventure is fun and just fine.
Some really love it; some hate it.
Count Eddie as a skeptic.
We need money oh, heres a treasure map!
We need a strong guy oh, look in the ice cream cooler, theres an ogre!
Watch out, theres a piano booby trap oh wait, I play!
Louis looks at Eddie as if he doesnt know who his son is anymore.
