The drama starts as the boys go on a very gay vacation.
That is almost once every minute.
Khasan and Cheyenne arent even New Yorkers.
In most Fire Island homes, everyones there for the same reason.
Not everyone in this house is on the same page but thats how you get the drama.
He needs to chill.
Patrick and Cheyenne are certainly here for different reasons.
Its clear that Patrick is the member of the house here to party and be Mx.
Now will you just tell that guy in my bed its time to leave?
Its easy if the people in your house are your closest friends.
My problem with Patrick is that he is a walking affectation.
Everything about him is about as real as his collection of multicolored eyeglass frames with no lenses.
When Justin says dinner is at 8 p.m., Patrick says, So gay 7?
Girl, that is not a thing.
Dont attempt to fetch this into existence.
It is like the evil Transformer of hair.
Either way its a horrible Decepticon.
Patrick is not selfish, so much so that I think it becomes a negative.
Patrick needs so badly to be popular that he will hang out with absolutely everyone.
He says hes not judgmental, but thats bad.
I know this from personal experience.
Trick Brandon has angel wings tattooed on his back.
I mean, thats really all that we should say about him and leave it at that.
Go back to the high school drama department from whence you came, Trick Brandon.
If you dont want to be there, then go home and quit your whining, queen.
Stop harshing on everyones mellow.
I spent a summer taking money at the door at that underwear party (its a living!
Its an underwear party, not a shirtless-and-in-your-shorts-with-a-conspicuous-bandanna-around-your-neck party.
I felt the worst for Justin, whom Cheyenne was going to help at his art show.
He does this all the time.
Khasan seems lovely, even if his boyfriend Jason is as spicy as vegan cheese.
But, lordy, give it a rest.
Justin is still super sexy and gets as much tail as he wants.
Oh, and then there is Jorge.
His relationship with Khasan is (dot, dot, dot) complex.
What was up with them wrestling on the bed?
Jorge thinks that hes joking, but we all know hes not.
We all know he is dreadfully serious.
God, they really use that word like smurf, dont they?
