And it wasnt just one.
The first came from the houses participation in a dodgeball tournament.
Anyway, enter our house of abs.
They think they can show up and win the whole tournament without any practice whatsoever.
They dont even know the rules or have enough players.
How the hell do they think theyre going to win?
Not surprisingly, when they play, it seems like they dont score even a single point.
They didnt even have that much spirit.
They just hung around and talked about which of the other dodgeball players they wanted to sleep with.
Thats not really shade, because I would do the exact same thing.
Patrick seems about as ill-prepared for the Miss Cherrys contest as his housemates were for the dodgeball tournament.
Before we get into that, let me school you a bit about how Fire Island works.
The Grove is also home to the only ice cream shop on the island, which Brandon goes to.
(Though often one sort of turns into another.)
(Of which there is like one every weekend.)
He has to leave at the last minute for something work related and cant go to Patricks pageant.
Whats funny aboutFire Islandis no one cares that Jallen is there because hes hot.
Theyre just upset that there are some ugly dudes with Patrick as well.
If Cheyenne were into all of them, he would have been all, Hello boys!
He wants a family dinner, and hes going to have it, no matter how everyone else feels.
Speaking of Jallen, this show has a very interesting approach to how it deals with sex.
Jorge has a mistress, but no one will really talk about how he is in an open relationship.
There is one thing that is clear though: Jorge needs to break up with his boyfriend.
But that is not enough to sustain Jorge.
It seems like hes a boyfriend in name only at this point, and Jorge deserves better.
He doesnt want a boyfriend who is just getting a participation trophy.
He deserves a man who is going to take first prize.
