Patrick invites his ex-boyfriend Chris to visit even though he has beef with Cheyenne.
Usually its just Cheyenne and Patrick in this never-ending swimsuit competition where there is absolutely no Miss Congeniality.
There are just too many people in this damn house.
That means two things.
(There was also a hurricane, but no one is really mentioning that.)
That is just too many people in the house.
Especially when one of those people is Chris.
He has also tried to be a recording artist and has a YouTube channel wherehe covers pop songs.
He is like the Imperator Furiosa of gay culture.
But Patrick is just as thirsty.
Theyre sitting side by side like cacti in a Peanuts comic strip starring Snoopysdesert brother Spike.
Thats why Chris is there: to benefit from his friends reality show.
Of course hes that thirsty.
(And why was he on a stoolbehindthe entire audience?)
Patrick wants to make good TV by having it out at dinner in front of everyone.
Both Cheyenne and Chris arent having it.
I want to give an eye roll for every star in that Fire Island sky.
However, Cheyennes beef with Chris is just as stupid.
Now, if Chris knew this guy had a boyfriend, that would be shady.
Shouldnt he be mad at the ex?
Wouldnt that be why that boyfriend is now the ex-boyfriend?
Why be mad at Chris?
He is partially right.
It is absolutely calculated.
But I dont think its vindictive or malicious.
Seriously, they are all the worst.
to his face, and Chris is the worst for his crocodile tears on the lanai.
The only person at that whole dinner table I liked was Carlos.
He is the perfect guest.
He shows up, he keeps his mouth closed, he cooks dinner (arepas!
), and he doesnt get all up in everyones business.
Carlos, if youre reading, you might sleep on my couch in Fire Island anytime you like.
