Saturday

Men in Black,3:05 p.m.

ET, MTVWell-dressed, hilarious heroes: Who else would you want to celebrate with?

Independence Day:Resurgence, 3:45 p.m.

ET, HBONothing says “Yay, America!”

like battling aliens on the nation’s birthday.

Also, it’s named after the holiday: no brainer.

International Friendly Soccer:U.S. vs. Ghana,5 p.m.

ET, BravoBlondes have more fun in Americaandthey can go to law school based on their looks.

Sunday:

Lincoln, 4:05 p.m.

ET, ShowtimeAn important reminder of the quality of our former leaders.

Twister, 5:30 p.m. ET,AMCA very American weather disaster.

The Patriot, 6 p.m.

ET, ShowtimeIt’s American Civil War drama this time.

There’s no denying Matthew McConaughey is a national treasure.

The Perfect Catch, 7 p.m.

ET, Hallmark ChannelA cheesy love storyandbaseball; a truly American recipe for success.

The Parent Trap, 7 p.m.

ET, MTVAnother chance for America and Britain to come together, both represented by the inimitable Lindsay Lohan.

ET, HBOBecause in America, we celebrate our differences and that includes mutants.

American Ninja Warrior,9 p.m.

ET, FOXThe show embodies the military pathos “no man left behind.”

What more do you better know?

Go, Team America, go!

Monday July 3:

Bring It Onmarathon on E!Fight to the Finish,12 p.m.

ET;In It to Win It, 2 p.m.

ET;All or Anything, 4 p.m.

ET;Bring It On, 6 p.m. ETCheerleading: The unofficial American pastime.

The Patrioton repeat from 6 p.m. until 1 a.m.

ET, BBC AmericaUm, hi, us again.

No hard feelings, eh?

Fourth of July:

Independence Day, 12 p.m. and 3 p.m.

ET, E!Again, the title says it all.

Pearl Harbor, 1:50 p.m. Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides,5 p.m. National Treasure, 5:45 p.m.

ET, MAXA national treasure, indeed.

Sully, 7:50 p.m.

ET, HBOA modern day American hero’s tale.

MLB Baseball: Red Sox at Rangers, 8 p.m.

ET, ESPNMore classic American sport.

Macy’s 4th of July Fireworks Spectacular, 8 p.m.

Performers include Lady Antebellum, Brad Paisley, and Hailee Steinfeld.

Jason Bourne,9:30 p.m. ET,HBOA former CIA agent is hunted by his own country.

Um, yeah, happy birthday, America.