Ellen told her audience about her recent trip to the ER.
Well, I had two glasses of wine and fell into a door," she joked.
The real story is that there wasn’t any gymnastics involved.
“My first thought was, ‘No big deal, Obamacare will cover this,'” she said.
UCLA, thank you so much."
The host recalled how her nurse, Tammy, offered to give her a shot to dull the pain.
“She said you’re gonna feel a little prick.
This is a daytime show, you make up your own joke there,” DeGeneres giggled.
Some good did come of the visit, though.
The crowd laughed as DeGeneres graciously accepted a $10,00 check from Shutterfly as a get-well-soon present.
More seriously, the comedienne met and took a selfie with a couple at the hospital.
I said, ‘What happened to you?’
He goes, ‘I got hit by a bus.'"
Listen to the full story in the clip above.
