He doesnt just treat beauty pageants like beauty pageants, Noah said.
In fact, during the campaign, he treated his fellow candidates like they were running for Ms. President.
So beautiful, Trump explained in a clip.

Credit: Comedy Central
Shes like a world class beauty.
My people came, they said, Mr. Trump, she has no experience.
So I interviewed her anyway because she was so pretty.

I said, Let me ask you, do you have any experience?
She goes, No, sir.
I said, When can you start?'
Only difference is, no lifetime appointments.
After 35, youre gone.
Watch the clip below.