“Well, as I’ve said to many a first date, welcome to the bottom.”
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Ahead, check out our favorite lines from season 3 so far.
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EPISODE 1: PASSOVER BUMP
1.BILLY: Community service is so degrading.
How do you think boy George got through it?JULIE: Poppers.
BILLY: Ever since Trump replaced the Department of Health with Jenny McCarthys blog, nothing makes sense.
EPISODE 2: STRIKE RAT
4.
BILLY:Its David Blaines latest magic trick, where hes just going to kill himself!
And then they sang together.
BILLY:We did the wrong thing and we still got nothing!
EPISODE 3: CODE CHANGE
8.
They could have guns or polo mallets!
BILLY:You think Eureka Springs is named after the first girl who squirted?
JULIE: Its well-intentioned but exhausting.BILLY:Like Tim Robbins.
MARILYN:Emergency, Julie, emergency!
I need you here right now.
Im at Saks and everything my personal shopper picked out for me is way too boxy.
EPISODE 4: RABBITVERSARY
12.
BILLY:Well, as Ive said to many a first date, welcome to the bottom.
JULIE: I prefer using the headshot where Im still at my original goal weight.
ARTHUR: I installed your new SodaStream showerhead.
Your dream of carbonated showers to jazz up your mornings has become a reality.
JULIE:Arthur, you know my philosophy about anniversaries.
I dont think unmarried couples have them.
What are we commemorating?
JULIE:This apartment is a bigger mess thanHow to Get Away With Murder.
BILLY:Matthew, you make Peter Thiel and Milo Yiannopoulos look like the best we have to offer.
EPISODE 5: CINDARESTYLOX
18.
BILLY:This was the No.
1 spot for illicit gay action before John Travolta got his own massage table.
BILLY:I have to go.
I gotta get paper towels.
I gotta fish Karl Lagerfelds ponytail out of the salsa fountain.
BILLY:I downloaded The Fat Jewishs MasterClass on acting and my iPad crashed.
The guy at the Genius Bar said it became sentient and took its own life.
ARTHUR:We did some focus testing and apparently kids under 7 are Keith Olbermanns only demo.
JULIE:They dont know who he is so they cant hate him yet.
EPISODE 6: BERNIE AND BLYTHE
24.
BILLY:Okay,Feudseason 3: Michael Douglas versus Catherine Zeta-Jones psy.
VERONICA FORD:I havent had sex since my fling with Bob Durst.
Not to brag, but he said anyone who sucked dk that well deserves to die of natural causes.
Theres that word again, dude!
Why do chicks keep using that?
TODD:She turned 40.
Thats the mandatory retiring age for women in advertising.
EPISODE 7: FUZZ BUDDIES
29.
JULIE:Malala signs with CAA?
Hasnt that girl suffered enough?
30 JULIE:I just read ABC is doing aGame of Thronesrip-off called Dragons and Rape.
There are no women allowed at Adult Swim.
ARTHUR: Either your first day of work went poorly, or Pete Holmes got another break.
EPISODE 8: CRIMINAL MINDS
33.
MARILYN:What a colorful group of friends you choose to waste your time with.
GABY: Everyone knows Viewers Like You is a pseudonym for Larry the Cable Guy.
WE just talk about it.
JULIE:I am done with yes and-ing.
Im more of a no but girl.
Well, not a no butt girl.
More like a flat-butt girl.
