Thinking too far outside of the box might just land you in the ocean.
Lord what a time for our country.
A highly controversial leader having potential discussions with Russia about nuclear power.
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Threats of some kind of anarchist regime.
People screaming for change.
A controversial Secretary of Education pick, and back room discussions about THE ARTS!
No, were not talking aboutrealAmerica… just television America, which is way more charming.
Lets review Americas journey this week.
Tyler has an agenda: save the arts.
Hookstraten shows up to chat with Kirkman after what seems to be a poorly received ethics hearing.
To ease her mind, Kirkman assigns her the task of KEEPING THE ARTS ALIVE!
But hes not ready to quit, even if Hookstraten is.
But in all of his optimism, she gets an idea of her own.
Hookstraten tells Kirkman shes decided to resign her speakership and seat in exchange for the arts program.
President Kirkman isnt interested in her resignation he hasotherplans.
Storage Wars
Back in that van of ruined investigations, Agent Wells is not doing so hot.
Nestor and company move her into the back of a storage container and send her on her way.
Ugh, wheres Chuck or literally anyone when you need them?
They track her down to her room, but of course, Hannah is nowhere to be found.
Wells spends the whole episode trapped, even if shes flush with bologna and cheeses from her captors.
On his next visit, she drugs her captor with the same drugs intended for her.
Agent Wells has lives for days, guys.
With Wells in a box, Atwood has a plan of his own.
He visits a shop to pick up some spying equipment.
A security guard makes him remove it and puts it through an X-ray for him.
Technology is wild, man.
Lloyd goes in to make his crazy train speech about the illegitimate government to his equally crazy constituents.
They just want change!
So lets just… blow up America?
Whats even stranger is this underground effort sure does have a lot of microphones to be so low-key.
Who knows, yall.
Atwood is ready to take them down when hes suddenly gunned down by Nestor like, legitimately gunned down.
Did we not just pass a bill to stop this nonsense?
What will their big move be as we line ourselves up for the season finale?
Your guess is as good as ours.
