We meet the unlucky celeb with the honor of being season 24’s first eliminated star.
Thats good news, right?
Its all leading up to the dreaded first elimination of the season.

Credit: ABC/Eric McCandless
Hey man, someones got to be first… and it probably wont be Simone Biles.
And Artem loves that she loves it.
And I love that Artem loves that… okay, you get it.
You know what Nancy doesnt love though?
Artem tells her she looks good during rehearsals and she leaves crying.
And she doesnt cry when the judges compliment her.
Both she and Gleb decide that they arent backing down on showcasing Erikas personality.
Shes a confident woman!
The judges praise Erikas nice, elongated lines and the balance of her big personality with graceful foxtrot content.
Its a softer side of Charo that lasts all of thirty seconds.
Once the dance starts, Charo is justlivingit.
As expected, the judges love the energy and attitude but want more control in movement.
Put that baby on judgess panel!
Alan is great, but Heather and Maks had such potential!
Its a shame he sits out this jive, because it is a whole lot of fun.
He had to have known Len would hate the little hip-hop interlude, but you cant kindly everyone.
Sharna and Bonner are both single and hot.
Enough with the close ups of them holding hands,DWTS.
It makes everyone uncomfortable.
Focus on the sweetness, just!
Bonner is excited to do an elegant Viennese waltz because it reminds him of the Texas two-step.
So, obviously, I am also in tears.
Anyway, Julianne and Carrie Ann commend the pair for executing simple choreography expertly.
Bonners posture and frame is a highlight.
Less is more, people.
Yes, thats right; its Simones turn to learn how to be sexy via a choreographed dance routine.
Our little girl is becoming a woman!
The girl looks hot during her cha cha, but she still performs with that gymnast smile.
Once she gets the character and performance bit down, Simone will be a force.
When in doubt, more floor humping.Judges Score: 29/40
Chris Kattan and Witney CarsonJazz, Hey Ya!
It brings Witney to tears.
She thinks her partner is brave and wonderful, and so does every other person in the ballroom.
Their jazz routine plays up the comedy and it is definitely entertaining.
Chris knows hes not the best dancer, but hes here to have fun.
The judges wanted Normani and Val to work on their chemistry, and work on it they did.
Theres much more partnering in this cha cha routine, and the two sparkle together.
Emma and Rashad are quickly becoming my favorite pair to watch.
And not just because theyre so easy to look at.
He looks like he could scoop Emma up like a baby, but in the hottest way possible.
I guess thats all you need for a quality waltz.
Squeezing out Mr. Ts claims to fame for all their worth, I guess.
He wants to perform the best that he can.
Sorry, Mr. T!
Hes definitely improved from his first dance though, and the judges see it, too.
Though their costumes are amazing, the routine is frantic.
Maybe all Davids lip synching got in the way?
Footwork is just as important as performance value, Bruno reminds the couple.
Oh well, lifes hard.
Chris seems sad and disgruntled.
You will be missed!