Who cares which couples got eliminated?
People are getting engaged!
Is your heart pounding yet?

Credit: ABC/Eric McCandless
Have some sweat on your brow?
These crazy kids have always been the cutest couple in theDWTSfamily, so of course everyone is immediately bawling.
She says yes and more crying ensues.

Love is alive and it lives on the dance floor.
Well, except for when you get axed from the show.
Then love is dead and nothing in the world makes sense.
This show is a roller coaster of emotions.
Okay, now its time for some filler.
Weve got behind-the-scenes footage.
Weve got a Derek Hough performance.
Weve got a dance by our male pros choreographed just for me, Im assuming.
But what weve got first is a little performance by DNCE.
Thats three more things than what I know about the other musical guest, Zara Larsson.
Shes here for the youths.
None of that is important.
Marilu needs to loosen up a bit.
Calvin received rave reviews but was still down on himself after his Charleston.
Then were forced to relive both the awkwardness of Amber and Juliannes reconciliation and Babyfaces disaster of a tango.
Theres little fanfare for the first elimination of the night, which happens about halfway through the show.
First to exit the ballroom:Babyface and Allison.
We shall always be grateful for your gift of anX-Files-themed Argentine tango.