Ghost in the Shell
Opens March 31in theaters nationwide.
Eventually the movie gives up theGhost, and settles for a gorgeous shell.B
Read the full review here.
Consider the whole quotemarky Its just a joke!

Credit: Dreamworks; Focus Features; Dreamworks
tone of online discourse, the rise of smirking insincerity as a political mode and an intellectual dialectic.
Even at its most engaging (those cubs!
[Charlie] McDowell, who co-wrote the script with Justin Lader, had an intriguing what-if idea.
But it feels like they never figured out what to do with it.The Discoveryis a puzzle of a movie.
Like so much about Condons film, the new songs are perfectly fine, but theyre just not transporting.
More than movies or theme parks, Disney has always been in the business of selling magic.
During her quest, she will summon a humongous gold beastie called Goldar.
The only thing that makes this battle-heavy second half orgy of green-screen destruction remotely interesting is Elizabeth Banks Repulsa.
Meanwhile, Reilly and the mighty Kong are left to save the picture.
And mostly, they succeed.
Or, at least, well enough.
Kong swats the military helicopters out of the sky like a giant swatting pesky flies.
Jackson barks his great vengeance and furious anger.
Hiddleston smolders and briefly wields a samurai sword.
Larson takes surprisingly few pictures for a photographer, but she does get her Fay Wray moment.
And Reilly delivers sorely needed punchlines between exposition about Kong and the islands backstory.
Meanwhile, Kong does his thing and does it well.
The poor misunderstood guy seems destined to keep proving to humankind that he comes in peace.
The crew tries every way it can to kill the thing, but Calvin wont die.
But it is a really fun one.
Somehow it manages to keep pushing enough joy-buzzer buttons to keep the audience on edge until the last scene.
Mangold shoots the film in a grungy, south-of-the-border Peckinpah palette.
There isnt a lot of hope in the movie.
The stakes arent grandiose, no ones saving the world.
Since Lauras mutant physical gifts are so identical to Logans, theres a melancholy to their relationship.
Shes the daughter he never slowed down enough to allow himself to have.
The loner has to learn to put someone else first.