Paulas husband Scott cheated on her with one of his co-workers, so she kicked him to the curb.

Also, theres this guy at the law firm named George, and no one can remember his name.

He really hasnt made that much of an impression though.

Josh is the Man of My Dreams, Right?

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Shes a cog in the machine of love, and itsdefinitelyoutside forces controlling that narrative.

Shes simply just along for the ride.

So, so mean.

Because, in his own awkward words, nobody likes a needy whore.

Judgmental co-workers aside, everything is coming up Rebecca Bunch.

Shes in love, shes engaged, and theres nothing that could possibly jeopardize any of that.

Until those darn Santa Ana winds the devil winds, if you will blow into town.

As we all know, extreme weather conditionsalwayslead to extreme personal conditions.

Because as Josh points out, whats two years when were gonna be married forever?

Im planning a wedding to the man of my dreams, is this bad, she asks Paula.

On the plus side, Rebecca doesntwantthings to be like this.

First comes love/hate, then comes love in snowy cabins and bank vaults and the trunk of a car.

It should be fresh in everyones minds.

You know, so theyll know what its like and to get it out of their systems.

Its of course the one thing that causes nearly everyone to bond:Harry Potter.

Because despite everything thats so aggressively unpleasant about Nathaniel, he certainly has a point about peoplesHarry Potterhousing preferences.

Also: Slytherins, represent!

The slander has gone on for far too long.

But this is neither the time nor place thats trapped in an elevator chat.

She even takes him up on his offer to get a bite to eat after work!

Shes just a girl in love she cant be held responsible for her actions.

Josh Is The Man Of My Dreams, Right?

If not, she can probably rest easy in the idea of marriage totally being the answer, right?

Also, goodbye again to George.

He didnt deserve to get fired the first time, but he definitely deserves it this time around.