Welcome to the eighth day of EWs Big Shill Bracket Game, brought to you by interesting grooming habits!
Strength: Never-ending enthusiasm.
Weakness: Did we mention the enthusiasmneverends?
Strength: A Tom Selleck level of hotness with or without the mustache.
Weakness: With that flannel shirt, you cant take him anywhere… besides the woods or Brooklyn.
Strength: Ability to transcend live-action/animation barrier at will.
Weakness: Inveterate procrastinator.
Why is it always next-day installation and never today?!
Strength: That Van Dyke, of course.
(How energetic would you be if you ate nothing but fried chicken for 80 years?)
Catchphrase: We work hard so you dont have to.
Strength: God-like powers (If cleanliness is next to… ).
Weakness: Years of wage-free labor could incite unionization.
Strength: Built-in buzz.
Weakness: Susceptible toColony Collapse Disorder.
THE HELPING HAND
Product: Hamburger/Tuna/Chicken Helper
Catchphrase: One pound.
Strength: Born to high five er, high four.
Weakness: Lack of definite opposable thumb.
Also: Potential scandal surrounding disappearance of other hand.
Strength: Hes always aiming to kindly.
Weakness: A disturbing desire to be killed and eaten.
Plus, berets aresomid-90s.
