‘They will add the faces of the guardians to Mount Rushmore for sure.’
The reviews are in andGuardians of the Galaxy Vol.
Well, at least, that’s the opinion of Star-Lord.
Credit: Marvel Studios
“There has never been and will never again be a movie like this.
Ever heard ofCitizen Kane?
We’re much better.
Our movie just tested at over one million points.
Rotten tomatoes already has it at 234% fresh.
It will win the World Cup and about 7 super bowl rings, sorry TOM Brady.”
He continued, “James Gunn will be elected president of the world.
They will add the faces of the guardians to Mount Rushmore for sure.
We’re gonna get a planet.
May 5th will become a national holiday.
Everyone will get pregnant.
Candy will fall from the sky.
Global warming will stop.
Dinosaurs will come back to life.
Which unlike some movies might tell you, is actually a really good thing.
Because they won’t flip out and kill people instead they’ll be your awesome pets.”
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