Our little post became an international story, the post reads.
And the more I thought about that, the less funny the humor seemed.
Per the mea culpa, I have reached out to Nickelback.

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To Chad, Ryan, Mike and Daniel.
And as we spoke I found out some wonderful news.
They feel just as strong about it as I do.
So we decided it was best to take down the original post.
Read the full apology: