First things first.Kingsman: The Golden Circleisnota good movie.
Its rare to see so much thrown at the screen and so little of it sticking.
And, for the first half at least, it worked.
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ButGolden Circlejust feels lazy and self-aware.
Poppy has laced her product with a virus that turns its users into dancing fools with blue spider veins.
Im not getting into how a certain character psst, see the photo above returns from the dead.
Okay, it involves amnesia.
Instead, theres just more of everything else, including Vaughns leering boys-will-be-boys humor.
