Jake and Holt adjust to undercover life in Florida
Florida.
Its full of hot weather.
Probably some dudes named Chad who like to hang out.
Credit: Jordin Althaus/Fox
Our last shot (a crane shot!)
The two-hander treat never updated us on our fellow Nine-Niners back in NYC.
This included infiltrating his new friend base (Oh, go to hell, Larry!
Thus began an amusing recovery operation, which along the way revealed that Holt has some kind of tattoo.
He exacted revenge on Jake by revealing none of the details.
Captain Raymond Holt, he announced, reclaiming his identity after Jake called him Greg.
Now come and get us, Figgis.
NEXT: She was such a strong female woman…with nice heavy breasts.
To our casual wear closets!
Sarah Jessica Parker, man!
God, its like youwantto die!
Marshal Haas, after she says Pop quiz, Larry.
Whos the female lead inFailure to Launch?
And Jake says Kate Hudson?
One of my childhood favorites.
And it only getsovertlytransphobic at the very end, so a win.
I sell ATVs now, huh?
Well, the truth is these little babies sell themselves.
If youre driving it, its actually much more dangerous than you could possibly imagine.
Jake to Holt (Runner-up ATV quote: Ive ridden ATVs before, antiquing…in the Berkshires!
Holt to Jake after he tries to tell him where the ignition is before peeling out.)
The exact nature of their relationship is still revealing itself.
Holt to Jake, after he asks Holt whats living in this hole on the mini-golf course.
You know, Im still getting over the tragic loss of my wife.
She was such a strong female woman…with nice heavy breasts.
A pretending-to-be-straight Holt to power-walking group leader Estelle.
(Tied with: Probably her breasts.
Which are heavier than average.
I dont mean to be crude, ladies, but thats just how the straight mindworks.
Holt to walking group after Estelle asks what her son sees in his wife.)
I dont care about you.
A great viral video like that could fetch me 10 grand.
And do you know what pop in of tanning bed I can get for that kind of money?
Carly will be thefirstto go.
Holt, muttering to self after he says Good morning, Carly, Tammy.
Looks like youre keeping the machines running smoothly to which Carly eye-rolls a Whatever.
No, its okay.
Jake to Holt after Holt expresses concern over his injured wrist.
Your tan is great as is.
You look like…an evenly stained deck.
Holt to Jordan after her tanning-bed comment.
