‘Nough said.DTara Fowler

Twelve Monkeys

This spiky, disheveled cut is actually not a bad look.

Perfect for the character?

Aside from the hygienic concerns (lice, eww!

Rockabilly Johnny Suede’s freakishly large pompadour only seemed to grow — kind of like a Chia Pet — as the movie progressed. But consider this:

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), there’s no reason to give ravenous zombies something more to grip.B-Tara Fowler

Full disclosure: This writer prefers brunettes, but even she would have trouble keeping her hands out of this glorious head of hair. Brad, you can

Some might say Pitt could do with a good shampooing here, but there’s something undeniably sexy about this dirty-locked look. Too bad it’s ruined by

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No man’s hair should rival a woman’s. ‘Nough said. D — Tara Fowler

Francois Duhamel

This spiky, disheveled cut is actually not a bad look. Too bad the psycho Jeffrey Goines would’ve probably flown off the handle if anyone had

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Pitt reverted to a bright blonde, almost boyish cut to play Death. It’s not nearly as egregious as the Interview With the Vampire ‘do, but

It was the ’90s and frosted tips were so in, bro (thanks ‘N Sync). But we expected more from a badass soap maker like Tyler

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The layered cut frames a face dusted with just the right amount of facial hair. Oh, and that ripped body doesn’t hurt. A- — Tara

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The blonde is back, but thankfully without the puppy-smooth texture of Meet Joe Black . Embrace the manliness! B+ — Tara Fowler

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In 2001, Pitt started growing this beard for Darren Aronofsky’s The Fountain . In 2002, the world breathed a sigh of relief when he dropped

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Fabio would be proud of the long, loose curls and messy braids, but it’s a little hard to take a Greek warrior like Achilles seriously

Alex Bailey

A straightforward inch-long cut with a touch of grey. It’s boring, sure, but even Pitt’s hair needs a day off. B — Tara Fowler

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Words cannot express how much we love this darker ‘do. Pitt’s baby blues never shined brighter than between those chocolate locks. A — Tara Fowler

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To play the halfwit personal trainer Chad, Pitt took the two-toned look to a whole new level with a bleached pompadour. Is it sexy? No.

Macall Polay

The cut’s not awful, but it’s hard to see past that mustache. Brush the caterpillar off your face, Brad! C — Tara Fowler

Francois Duhamel

While the waves were a nice change from Pitt’s normally stick-straight tresses, no old man should have hair past his ears. C+ — Tara Fowler

Merrick Morton

The slick back narrowly avoids sleazy car salesman territory, but the wet look hair gel and scraggly ends evoke an air of mullet. C —

Melinda Sue Gordon

Shoulder-length hair just isn’t practical during an apocalypse. Aside from the hygienic concerns (lice, eww!), there’s no reason to give ravenous zombies something more to

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