Its a place of inky darkness and beautiful swaying palm trees.
But Im getting ahead of myself.
When weleft things last season, the Rayburns were scattered both literally and figuratively.
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Meanwhile, Meg is at the inn with Sally, trying to bring her mom up to speed.
Uh, good luck, girl.
Shes going to gather this flock!
Kevin, come on, man.
All that happens is Kevin smacking his head on the counter while cowering.
Well, thats the whole problem isnt it?
Kevin continues to make things worse.
Rather than become an accessory, he orders Kevin out of the car.
One, she gives a stiff drink to her not-drinking-for-a-reason son.
(Boy, I hope Kevin remembers to tell a therapist this in the future.)
Next, she tells him shell meet him out on the deck.
But instead she locks him out.
Man, how many times do you think parents think about doing just this?
He cant even confess right.
Meg isnt doing so hot either.
Shes been looking in bars for Danny but comes across the angel of the swampland herself, Chelsea.
They talk old times, like when Eric ODirtbag gave Meg a bump of coke in the 10th grade.
Chelsea says Danny was furious, and this gives Meg pause.
Everyone has a secret life and affections, even her dead brother.
Sally finally gets through to John.
She tells him he must come home for the good of the family.
Anything to protect the family name.
He hangs up on his mother and gets on a bus.
He asks if this evens things out between them and shes all HELL TO THE NO.
Oh good, more old secrets to come out.
Roy tries to tell Kevin he can get him some help with this.
This feels not great.
Meanwhile: Eric OD shows up, sees Marcos body, and backs out like the raccoon-human he is.
And throughout all this, Ozzy has been being led around menacingly by goons.
Lots of threads to pull, people!
But also, you guys?
What the hell happened to Surf, Johns dog?
