Where did Matt go?
What’s in store?
Quoth the Raven, “Out the door.”
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Lord, its been a week.
Cowboy Bebop has really made some enemies.
The leading alliance is feeling betrayed.
But after a pretty complacent season, Jason has mademoves.
And the house is MAD, yall.
Did he put everyone on slop?
Did he…open Pandoras Box and bring back Cody?
AndBig Brothercontestants of recent seasons arent used to that.
), he confronts Jason.
Like, a few million dollars and two glasses of chardonnay more, and wed have aHousewivesfranchise.
Matt decides that he can at least use the week to pull the target to someone other than Raven.
Its just this seasons salt-and-pepper dreamboat getting his feelings hurt because he cant canoodle an actual post-pubescent Nickelodeon character.
Paul follows up and does the same, and all of a sudden, Kevin goes on the offensive.
This is the week for it!
I see what youre doing, but how can you win that way?
Anyway, Kevins game continues to fall apart when Christmas asks if hes going to the pool.
He says yes and then asks Christmas if she is, and that was apparently a MISTAKE.
And then Josh goes after Kevins kids, and Kevin LOSES his business.
Its likeLord of the Flies, but the decorations are less authentic and its a little bit messier.
Everyone runs off to check on Kevin, and Josh bursts into tears because thats what Josh does.
Christmas pulls him aside and discusses how this is good information, and you know what?
You have to respect Christmas.
We head into the vote.
She hasnt won anything, and that low rumble you heard is America actively gasping at the pettiness.
God love you, Julie Chen.
So thats where we leave it.
Tell us what you think.
Are you feeling Team Jason and Alex?
Do you think Kevin deserves all that vitriol thrown his way?
Well see this week because, much like the summer heat, the days ofBig Brother19are numbered.
