Can you spell EVICTED?
What a summer for a person to live through!
Days away from her eviction, her fate sealed, Jessica seems to accept her lot.
Credit: CBS
She speaks to Kevin, making plans for her lovemate Cody, who will be so lonely without her.
I will never lie to him, he says.
Ill look out for him, if you want.
Kevin is done laying low.
Kevin wants to make some big moves.
He sees Cody as a weapon and figures he can point him in the right direction.
All Josh has wanted to do all week is evict Elena.
Elena, Elena, Elena: She torments his thoughts, confounds his nightmares.
He has a college degree.
He has a business.
He steps outside, preparing to let bygones go by.
Todays not the day, says Jessica.
Cody says nothing, his eyes twin exploding supernovae of crazed rage.
Youre thedumbestperson weve ever met, Josh, Cody finally responds.
Josh laughs, he cries, he grabs the pots and pans and sing-sing-sings his heart out.
He tells Jessica, You gave up your game for Cody!
Like she doesnt already know!
She thanks CBS, sounding like somebody applying for a return trip.
She thanks Cody, saying he made the whole game worth it.
Then she shifted into burn-the-house-down mode.
She promised her former friends that the real enemy was in their midst.
Its not Forrest Gump over there, she said, pointing at the man who can spell.
Friendship, she said, pointing at the beard that swallowed Tarzana.
And if the remaining competitors dont strike against him?
Theyre even dumber than Jessica always thought they were.
Bring me home, Julie, said Jessica, dropping the mic down Joshs throat.
Okay, so: Could Jessica have stayed in the house this week?
(Also,this, whatever this is.)
That left Josh at the end of his reign, a magician who managed to trick himself.
That left poor Cody, lost and alone.
Will he leave the house next week for a lonely stay in the Jury House?
Codys shown that he doesnt want to work with anyone else, and theres no I in team.
But there is a me in comeback.
