‘Personally, I love Christmas, too’
Nobody hates Christmas.
How could you hate Christmas?
Theres a lot of people in this house that love Christmas, explains Jessica.
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Personally, I love Christmas, too.
Jessica doesnt understand why Cody done what he done.
I honestly dont know how to feel right now, says Jessica.
Im angry at you for ruining the peace in the house.
Give Cody some credit.
He is a creature of his circumstances.
The times have made this man.
He has nominated five people for the chopping block this week, surely some kind of first-week record.
But its not his fault, you see,its not his fault.
Its not on me!
That wont wash with his fellow houseguests.
Downstairs, Paul goes on a tirade, and Paul is the sort of man who wakes up mid-tirade.
Someone took a shot at him, and missed?
His anger was matched by the other contestants.
He just fed up all the good s!
He fed every single one of us!
Jessica runs damage control.
She stands by her man.
She promises to talk to their team and begs, Can you not do anything stupid in the meantime?
She walks downstairs to the assembled Quorum of Showmances.
She tries to sell them the war on Christmas.
I just think Christmas is going to come after Cody, she promises.
Mark Makes His Move
Literally anything at all could happen to save Christmas.
Christmas takes a tumble, and she knows right away something is wrong.
(You break a lot of bones when youre wrestling sabretoothed fishbirds).
So Christmas leaves, and then Christmas returns.
Codys not happy because this problem would have been fixed.
Although truthfully, wouldnt this have created a new problem?
(You laugh, but this is almost certainly Jillians strategy for winningBig Brother.)
But then, more problems loom for our soon-to-be-deposed Head of Household.
Human quadricep Mark begins to feel emotions, like the humans do.
Hes been given Christmas the cold shoulder, and he knows she deserves the warm elbow.
I truly am sorry, he says.
They begin to cry.
My personal feelings are taking over my gameplay, says Mark, And Im completely torn.
Thats whats going on.
Christmas Unleashed
The time has come for the eviction.
No chance of that happening.
Christmas stands up on her broken foot and declares that she is fully committed to this game.
The shock is palpable.
She says that she loves being here, and she loves everyone.
Everyone responds: Buh-bye!
Well, not everyone.
But its no good, too late for our Jillian.
Shes flabbergasted (her words) to be sent packing, another pawn in this high-stakes game.
That leaves Christmas and Jessica inside, fuming.
You did it on live TV!
In this eviction, Mark voted with his conscience.
Can you blame him for loving Christmas?
