Perhaps youre looking for people to join your cult.
Boy, have I got a great match for you!
Head on down to theBB19house.
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For some reason, a majority ofBB19players seem determined to make every decision in a vacuum.
Okay, maybe Im being harsh, but what are these people thinking?
In an effort to let it out, he tells public enemy No.
1, Cody, before crying in the freezer.
Sure Im snarky, but I mean it wholeheartedly when I say I genuinely feel bad for the guy.
Cody tells Kevin about his daughter to prove to Kevin he trusts him.
By connecting with Kevin, its clear hes here to play, unlike everyone else who isnt Paul.
As much as Cody displays emotional intelligence, Alex shows ignorance.
What doesnt seem to register is that their plans really just belong to Paul.
As long as Alex serves her purpose and relays information, shes golden.
Basically, its a messed up version of a Christmas Yankee swap.
Elenas decision, on the other hand, is atrocious.
She manages to go back on her word and infuriate Alex.
Elenas decision makes zero sense.
Just last episode she said she felt disposable.
The Veto Competition is a metaphor for a season of terrible gameplay.
Lets not miss the hilarity of Josh calling the curse tandam skydiving.
He might be able to spellevicted, but hes got work to do in the pronunciation department.
The remaining costumes feel like an homage to a bunch of new- and old-school television favorites.
Alex becomes a modern-day version of Ug Lee fromSalute Your ShortsCamp Anawanna.
Then, Cody pleads with Alex and Jason, reminding them hes at the bottom of the barrel.
He warns them that sooner or later, as strong players, they will be targeted.
Going into Thursday night, Codys only way to escape is to let Elena make herself a bigger target.
I love competition reality.
I love to play it.
But boy, am I frustrated.BB19houseguests, like come back to us.
Break out of your groupthink, petty revenge schemes, and bonehead decisions that give others power.
Cody, just catch fire, break the system, and save us from this cult.
Youre our only hope.
