Did friendship win, or was it meatball’s revenge?
Here we are, family.
OTEV is asleep for the winter (JK, maybe hell be back forCelebrity Big Brother!).
Julie is wearing a muted tone pantsuit, and Raven isexhaustedfrom all this puppeteering!
Its time to pack it up for the summer and crown us a winner.
I kid you not.
Well, the unicorn farts color powder and glitter all over the houseguests.
But surprisingly, its Josh who tumbles out of his unicorns butt first.
Is tumble out the right phrase?
Essentially, while dressed asGame of Thronesrejects, Christmas and Josh get clues about certain houseguests.
Once they have those clues, they have to eliminate the onesnotdescribed via catapult and slingshot.
Of course, this all has to be done in the shortest amount of time.
Christmas struggles quite a bit, and the hustle up and down the stairs doesnt do her any favors.
It looks like arealgood situation for Josh, but Josh has a bit of a stumble as well.
Christmas hits the hammock and just calls herself stupid a whole bunch, which is what athletes do!
But for a minute, lets leave the house and head to the jury house.
Dr. Will has popped a squat with the houseguests before Kevin joins the group.
And that prompts Mark to call her out,furtherprompting Matt to STAND BY HIS WOMAN.
It devolves pretty quickly, so the conversation turns to the final three.
Christmas played up the fact that she had a broken foot, and Paul?
Well, Paul was essentially a giant snake.
And the response to that varies across the board…Elena and Mark?
Well, as a puppet master, game respects game, ya feel?
And everyone answers in the affirmative.
Maybe if Paul had played it better, that wouldnt have been such an issue.
And that is what you get when you assume, boys and girls.
Josh reigns supreme, and he hasquitea decision to make.
It almost seems like shes giving a goodbye speech, which makes sense because shewas.
But the thing is…this isntSurvivor.
And post-questioning, Paul is visibly angry.
Itsallpersonal at this point.
Its way too complicated and aggressive and sensitive, and thats what makes an otherwise strong game broken.
Heading into the final vote, its a toss-up as to who will win.
Lord, girl, buckle up because this time, its a drag session.
And then Julie.QUEEN JULIE.
But much like the rest of 2017, the truth is irrelevant.
Its the votes that matter, unless Paul wins the electorate, in which case, Paul wins.
So lets just talk about votes.
In a vote of 5-4, Cody is the hero we deserve.
Josh is the secondary hero we deserve.
A bitter juryispart of theBig Brothergame.
And if youre not accounting for it, then what game are you playing?
God bless this cast for simply managing to stay alive and not sacrifice themselves mortally for Paul.
Lets eavesdrop on the houseguests one last time as the season comes to an end.
