No, not about Enzo.
Im concerned about the houseguests in general.
Think about it: romantic pairings, the nerd outsmarting everyone, lies, crying girls.
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Im just waiting for someone to call their parents because they want to go home.
Britney, Im looking at you.
Or romance is largely to blame.
Its definitely in the air.
Unfortunately for everyone, that romance also comes with a heavy dose of stupid.
I have to try so hard to, like, not think about you.
Because theresso muchelse going on up there?
But she seems head over flip-flops enamored with him.
Theres something there and I cant fight it, she said.
I guess its like herpes.
Regardless, thanks to this new tryst, Kristen might have literally kissed her coasting days goodbye.
Speaking of goodbye, we said it to Monet this week.
[Violins begin to play].
Props toBig Brothereditors for highlighting their dramatic, sobbing reactions with a cello-heavy piece of music.
It was a lovely (sarcastic!)
touch, and I appreciated the detail.
But shortly after, he almost blew himself up in his own experiment, so to speak.
More on that later.
Next: Whats the Matt-er?
Monet fired back, telling Rachel to stop portraying her as a bitch because I never talked to you.
But Rachel doesnt call girls bitches.
Its a derogatory term, one thats apparently more deprecating to woman than exposing your lady parts on TV.
Thats when Monet stormed off to go cry more.
Rachel got full-on crazy eyes when she found out that Matt was playing her and Brendon.
Eventually the rage gave way to (?yup) tears!
?and boom went Matts quest for household domination!
Madam HOH called a house meeting immediately and put the cards on the table.
Thats when Matt became the homeroom wall for a firestorm of angry spitballs of hate.
Suddenly, Rachel and Brendon looked like the villains.
Well played, Matt.
They left the conversation in non-resolution, saying theyd just have to wait and see how the votes go.
And we did see; we saw Matt get away with playing both sides.
Now, hes left in the game with the ability to it all over again.Notwell played, houseguests.
Of course, Matt will probably have a target the size of his ego on his back next week.
At least, thats what we assume.
This game hasnt quite gone like we all assumed it would, has it?
(See further explanation filed under Saboteur.)
I cant decide of I love or hate these.
Im leaning toward absolutely love.
I thought, for example, it was sweet when Andrew thanked his fellow houseguests for respecting his Judaism.
Oh, and in case youd forgotten, Ragan is the sassy gay contestant with a colorful personal life.
Vote her out now!!
In a game of greed and lies, there cannot be this amount of real emotions involved!
That kills the fun of it.
I cant make fun of someone this naive!
Thats just mean, and she just makes me sad now.
Ill need at least a week to forget this happened.
By a vote of two to seven, Monet was sent packing.
For those keeping score, Kathy and Britney voted for Monet to stay.
Hey, it didnt take a week to recover!).
Next: Wholl be the HOH?
And I kindly ask that you be kind to your fellow commenters and avoid them below.
The challenge was to be the last person standing on a moving mechanical surfboard.
The first five people to fall off the boards would be the haves for the week.
It was until contestants were doused with a heavy spray of what was believed to be water.
So thats all for now.
What did you think of the episode?
Did the right person go home?
Will our houseguests ever vote out the actual weaker player on the block?
Who should be the next person to go?
And how many different thingscanyou do with hair extensions?
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