Oh, Im sorry.
Full disclosure: Im not a feeder.
This is already shaping up to be an interesting season that were going to need to discuss together!
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She is one of 100 Southerners that CBS cast for this season.
(Seriously, these accents are killing me.)
She calls herself the female Donnie, which is a BOLD statement.
And it seems to be working.
Neeley, 33, is from Fort Worth, Texas.
Shes hoping to win this money for her mom to help pay for her fathers medical costs.
Cornbread, 41 is from Georgia and his name is Cornbread.
I repeat, his name is Cornbread.
If you didnt think he could get more Southern, he can.
Like his approach to the game: Treat it like eating an elephant, one piece at a time.
Justin, 27, is a cartoon character come to life.
I just cant figure out which one yet.
Hes from New Orleans and owns a restaurant, so the houseguests should be well fed.
Monte, 25, says his key in of women is good assets.
Alex, 25, loves Pokemon Go.
(Which makes me wonder: Do you think the BB18 houseguests have learned about Pokemon Go yet?)
Shes a gamer, but shes also athletic.
Yes, sisters again.
Except they both get to be in the house, and theyre choosing not to tell anyone yet.
Morgan says shes more cutthroat and doesnt want to work with her sister because she likes weird stuff.
The Non-Southerners
Shelby, 24, wants you to know shes really pretty.
Shes also smart and in law school, but most of all shes pretty.
But she doesnt want to brag.
Kryssie, 31, is a waitress by day and a rock star by night.
But you might recognize her from herYouTube videoshowcasing her hatred of spaghetti and restaurant customers.
Danielle, 23, is a single mom and preschool teacher.
), so I like her right away.
Scott, 24, uses his very first opportunity of introducing himself to tell us hes a virgin.
He doesnt plan to change that in theBig Brotherhouse … probably.
Hes also a superfan, in the vein of Steve or even Jason.
Speaking of …
After all the houseguests enter the house, our voted-in-pickJasonenters the house.
I am back, bitches.
The queen is here.
He wastes no time in kicking off this game.
But their secret is safe… for now.
While theyre doing that, the first HOH competition kicks off.
The last one standing gets HOH.
This crab comp made ME crabby.
Monte decided he would be first HOH, and the stars aligned, so he became our first.
Which is a fancy way of saying Dont pick me.
Unfortunately, it doesnt work.
The last two standing are put on the block.
Monte makes everyone safe except the non-weaponized Jason and Danielle, who he tells Shane is just a pawn.
Problem is he didnt tell Danielle that.
She gets pretty emotional, but is all too quickly calmed down by Shane and Monte.
Do not be manipulated by them!
I scream at my screen.
But she believes them when they say their target is Jason.
Jason gets the right number combination first, and Monte melts.
This is worst case scenario, he says through clenched teeth.
Moments like these are why I watchBig Brother.
Its been A WEEK, lets all calm down.
This week, though, its not hard to figure out whose votes went where.
In a 9-1 vote, Cornbread is evicted.
He walks out of the house without hugging anyone.
So much for Ive got everybodys back, am I right?
Thats it for now!
Be sure to read myQ&A with Julieabout the first week ofOTTand myinterview with Cornbreadabout his eviction.
Until then, tell me what you think!
Is this season over the top enough for you?
Who are your favorites?
Who do you hate?
And why do you think the houseguests werent told who won BB18??
I bet its killing them.
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