Baby Wolowitz is finally here
The day is finally here!
Do you know what else is about to happen?
Amys birthday romp in the hay.
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As a neurobiologist, this really gets her motor running.
Not to mention the fact Sheldons orbital frontal cortex was lit up because he was thinking of her.
Let the annual coitus commence!
Bernadette is in labor!
Poor Amy cant catch a break.
Howard claims paternity before asking Raj how far apart the contractions are.
Leonard reminds her once-a-year sex is probably the top of Amys to-do list.
Meanwhile, Team Wolowitz is clocking contractions.
Stuart paces the floor.
SHE will want to see this.
Hes banned from Team Wolowitz.
Raj isnt the only one feeling like the odd man out.
Amy tells him she has a surprise that might help get things back on track.
Sheldon wants to know if its a train.
Oh, its a train alright.
Its a ticket on the Hogwarts Express!
Amy slinks out of the bathroom wearing a wizards robe and carrying a wand.
She thinks role-playing Harry Potter will make things hotter.
Sheldon is totally on board when Amy hands him a robe of his own.
Then it dawns on him she must have gone to Wizarding World without him to purchase these items.
He promises a hearty argument once her birthday is over.
Until then, lets get scandalous with a Hufflepuff and a Gryffindor!
Cue Penny knocking again, announcing Bernadettes water just broke.
So close, Amy.
Simon Helbergs eyes shine with tears, claiming she would have been the best grandma.
Melissa Rauch is equally emotional.
While Howard and Bernadette manage contractions and backaches, the rest of the gang settles into the waiting area.
Leonard strikes up a conversation about how far theyve all come in the last 10 years.
Penny and Leonard are married.
Sheldon and Amy are living together.
Howard went to space.
Bernadette got her doctorate.
Now theyre having a baby.
Raj explodes, irritated he is the only one who hasnt done anything worthwhile in the last decade.
Stuarts lack of direction doesnt count, of course.
Penny reminisces about the time he couldnt talk to women.
Now look at him!
Hes throwing a girly fit in front of everyone.
Thats progress, right?
Before Raj can respond, Howard bursts onto the scene announcing the babys arrival.
Mother and baby are doing great.
And her name is Halley.
As in Halleys Comet.
He wants everyone to meet his new baby girl, including her new godfather, Raj.
The gang gathers in front of the maternity-ward window to get their first peek at Halley.
Sheldons comment that some of these babies will be successful while others may become homeless doesnt seem faze them.
Well done, writers.
For those of you who are wondering, Amy took Sheldon to Wizarding World after they left the hospital.
Amys birthday tradition lives!
Theoretical Laughter
Sheldon: Its a functional MRI of my brain.
I did Sudoku before they took it so Id be ripped.
Sheldon: Im starting to rethinkTheFlashonesie I bought this kid.
Howard: She would have been the best grandma.
Bernadette: She did always have candy in her pocket.
Howard: I was 20 years old before I figured out that Tootsie Rolls werent naturally warm.
